I could shoot my dog and not lose a vote

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Sunday April 28, 2024 · 7:31 AM PDT

2024/04/28 · 07:31

There’s been a lot of talk about which potential vice presidential pick could boost your campaign. I know you don’t like dogs. Hey, I shot my dog. I had to. He had hydrophoby. Unlike some others, I loved my dog. He saved my life. I hated killing my dog. I think people will relate more to me than somebody who shot their dog just because they hated it, like that lady carpetbagger telling all those big windies in her book.

So if you wanna pull in the I shot my dog vote, go with the shot with love. Bonus! You can claim that you are helping to stem the hydrophoby pandemic. What’s Kristi got? Save the pheasants? Please…and how critical is South Dakota anyway? You know I got big Walt, right? He wanted me to let you know he’ll be expecting an ROI in the nature of trademark copyrights. So. Think about it…my people will get in touch with your people.

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How large is the I SHOT MY DOG constituency in the GOP

189 votes Vote Now!

How large is the I SHOT MY DOG constituency in the GOP

33%

37 votes

HALF!

66 votes

who hasn’t done THAT?

70 votes

Answer in comments

16 votes

Ka-ching

Dave the Wave

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Friday February 16, 2024 · 12:40 PM PST

2024/02/16 · 12:40

“Uh guilty.” said the judge,”… Now let me slap that taste right out of your mouth.”

$355 mil…hmm hmm hmm…Daddy spank…

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Too bad I don’t smoke…Was it good for you?

Best news I’ve heard in a while: Joe Manchin will not run for president.

Dave the Wave

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Friday February 16, 2024 · 8:59 AM PST

2024/02/16 · 08:59

Let me be the third to say Joe Manchin will NOT for president.

just saw breaking news on CNN and figured everybody’s morning will brighten a bit for knowing this.

Thanks, Joe. You had me at “Goodbye”,

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Happy 80th Birthday Bob

Dave the Wave

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Monday May 24, 2021 · 6:00 AM PDT

2021/05/24 · 06:00

Well happy birthday, Robert Zimmerman. Thank you for bringing poetry and meaning to these turbulent times of change. Thank you for your humor. But mostly thank you for your songs.

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What is your favorite Dylan song

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What is your favorite Dylan song

Blowing in the Wind

12 votes

Just Like a Woman

5 votes

Positively 4th St.

10 votes

Like a Rolling Stone

14 votes

Knocking on Heaven’s Door

12 votes

Lay Lady Lay

8 votes

You Gotta Serve Somebody

3 votes

Rainy Day Women

2 votes

Other (answer in comments)

26 votes

Which polling selection lost the respondents?

Dave the Wave

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Saturday January 23, 2021 · 6:35 AM PST

2021/01/23 · 06:35

I get irritated by polls sometimes. This is one of those.

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Which poll selection turned off the respondent?

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Which poll selection turned off the respondent?

Selection 1

0 votes

Selection 2

0 votes

selection 3

2 votes

All of the above

8 votes

none of the above

4 votes

pie

13 votes

My Appeal to Reason and Fairness from Election Day Voters

Dave the Wave

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Monday September 21, 2020 · 6:42 AM PDT

2020/09/21 · 06:42

To those of you who choose to vote on Election Day, please remember that my absentee ballot must be counted too. I did you a favor by voting absentee. The more people vote absentee, the shorter the lines will be on Election Day, and less risk of infection.
So please demand of your representatives that they stop acting like I’m cheating when I’m voting. I’m doing you a favor. My vote counts just the same as yours. It is not difficult to count absentee ballots but they take longer to count. I shouldn’t be disenfranchised. Nor should our military nor anyone who wishes to vote by absentee ballot. It’s only fair and it’s the law.

tRump meets Poolboy Slim and the Freakshow

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Wednesday August 26, 2020 · 6:43 AM PDT

2020/08/26 · 06:43

Well I think a picture is worth a thousand words don’t you?

this just seems like something that should be pointed out. The Falwell’s, the pResident, and the Poolboy.
that’s the Falwell’s and their daughter.

As tRump has told so many women: sorry if this is too short.

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Who or what are in the photos Michel Cohen buried for Falwell Jr?

277 votes Vote Now!

Who or what are in the photos Michel Cohen buried for Falwell Jr?

The Epstein,Ghislaine orgy photos

74 votes

the Liberty University Women’s bathroom photoS

94 votes

the dirty “Bank Job” photos with Lady Margaret and Prince Andrew

5 votes

the Stormy and Donnie photos

33 votes

tRump’s Golden moments

55 votes

answer in comments

16 votes

My choice for the new logo: the Wrens

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Thursday July 16, 2020 · 1:35 PM PDT

2020/07/16 · 13:35

I’ve seen some irritating selections like the Rednecks. I figured I’d combine letters from their original racist name to a name that makes you think about nature...and in a good way.

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The new name should be:

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The new name should be:

The Schneid

0 votes

the Deductible Entertainment

2 votes

the Oyez

1 vote

the filibusters

12 votes

the shutdown

1 vote

the capitulation

3 votes

other in comments

13 votes

President Biden must apologize to President Putin

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Thursday July 09, 2020 · 8:07 AM PDT

2020/07/09 · 08:07

“President Putin, on behalf of the people of the United States I offer an apology for the casualties your forces sustained from the bombing I ordered. Although you assured me strongly that Russia was not involved in acts of violence against our forces, I believe our intelligence services. But as an act of contrition and to extend an olive branch, I will be promoting all involved in the planning and execution of the attack.
Further to promote better understanding and comity in a way that you will understand, all of your property, businesses, and bank accounts have been frozen. Thank you for your understanding Mr. President.”

I know, I know “too war mongerish” . But that jack hole in Russia needs to know that things Will be different and he made a bad choice.

Mark Zuckerberg's Crocodile Tears

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Friday June 19, 2020 · 6:19 AM PDT

2020/06/19 · 06:19

www.msnbc.com/…

Mark Zuckerberg says he is disgusted, disgusted by the latest tweets from fearful leader. Not only did he feel disgusted, he was so shaken that although FaceBook policies would continue as before, Zuckerberg was likely to cry all the way to the bank

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What disgusts Mark Zuckerberg

216 votes Vote Now!

What disgusts Mark Zuckerberg

Accreditation

2 votes

Non-monetization

64 votes

Sexuality

5 votes

Empathy

11 votes

Jonas Salk

1 vote

criticism

29 votes

Ask him after the data has been harvested and analyzed

94 votes

other (see comment)

10 votes

DACA Survives 5-4 Roberts swings left

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Thursday June 18, 2020 · 7:20 AM PDT

2020/06/18 · 07:20

Well sir — since nobody else wrote about it. Supreme Court tells tRump “you did it wrong - again!

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What will be tRump’s final Supreme Court Defeat

54 votes Vote Now!

What will be tRump’s final Supreme Court Defeat

Taxes

25 votes

LGTBQ

1 vote

ACA

3 votes

self pardon

17 votes

appeal of felony convictions

8 votes

other (in comments)

0 votes

tRump muses about an unconscious bleeding old man.

Dave the Wave

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Friday June 05, 2020 · 8:30 AM PDT

2020/06/05 · 08:30

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Humanity: It’s just not tRump’s thing

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